A year later, the old woman can already see the wonderful results characterized by her vibrant, youthful and wrinkle-free look.
Then after five years she went back to see the surgeon.
WOMAN: I'm here because of two things that are really bothering me. For five years I've always loved the results of the "stretch 'n lift" until two weeks ago when I noticed these heavy bags under my eyes. And no matter what sort of adjustments I do, somehow I couldn't get rid of them.
DOCTOR: (Examines the woman carefully.) Well, those are not your eye bags. They're your breasts!
WOMAN: Well, I guess that explains why I can't seem to get rid of that annoying smell that follows me everywhere!