Saturday, February 10, 2007


Two dwarfs went to town and decided to have fun for the night. They each picked out a woman and rented adjacent rooms where they can spend the rest of the night.

DWARF1: Goodness! This is too embarrassing! I can't get an erection. Damn!

(Meanwhile he can hear cries from the other dwarf in the other room.)

DWARF2: Here I come again...1....2...3....ugh!

(The first dwarf heard this all night long which made his depression even worse.)

In the morning, they were comparing notes...

DWARF2: How did it go?

DWARF1: It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection.

DWARF2: You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed!

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